Colorado Rockies Tinder Machine: Swipin’ In St. Louis (And Chicago)

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Aug 2, 2015; St. Louis, MO, USA; St. Louis Cardinals right fielder J. Heyward (22) beats out an infield single against the Colorado Rockies at Busch Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jasen Vinlove-USA TODAY Sports

I don’t even know if the Tinder swiping is good in St. Louis or Chicago (probably), but the Colorado Rockies sure found out over the last week. 

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The Colorado Rockies are now back in Denver, and as I’m writing this post, I just watched Eddie Butler give up four first-inning runs to the Seattle Mariners on Monday night. I’m drinking a Coors — the Banquet Beer (TM) — and I’m eating Chipotle chips, so I’m overall in a so-so mood. It’d be a great one if Eddie weren’t starting. (Guess what, Jon Gray is coming soon!)

So, yeah. You know how this goes, guys. Swiping right is good (it means you picked them, and you hope they swipe right on you too, old people). Swiping left is baaaaaad. It means they were fugly. (What the hell am I talking about?)

Anyways, forget about me… hit the jump to the next slide for the hottest of hot Rox.

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