Mar 6, 2015; Salt River Pima-Maricopa, AZ, USA; General view of the game between the Arizona Diamondbacks and the Oakland Athletics in the fourth inning during a spring training baseball game at Salt River Fields at Talking Stick. Mandatory Credit: Matt Kartozian-USA TODAY Sports
Fantasy baseball news for 2016
(via ESPN – $)
I am fearful that I cannot accurately describe in the next few paragraphs the intense and profound depths to which I absolutely do not care about your fantasy baseball team or anyone else’s fantasy baseball team. Like, not even a little bit. No, not even yours. And certainly not yours.
Fantasy baseball is a colossal waste of time (some would say writing about the Colorado Rockies in general is a colossal waste of time, and those people….. are right). But, because I genuinely like you people, I include this link for you on this fine Sunday morning.
Newsflash: ESPN believes the middle infield will be a question mark for the Colorado Rockies in 2016, and that it might affect your fantasy team. Gee, ya think?!
I don’t know, is this too snarky? It’s probably too snarky. I just can’t bring myself to give one iota of interest towards anybody’s fake fantasy baseball team. I already watch too much irrelevant baseball (heyooo! Rockies joke!) to waste more time on more make-believe than I already do. But hey, that’s just me.