Colorado Rockies Rundown: Nolan Arenado, Rebuilds, Random News

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Mar 6, 2015; Salt River Pima-Maricopa, AZ, USA; General view of the game between the Arizona Diamondbacks and the Oakland Athletics in the fourth inning during a spring training baseball game at Salt River Fields at Talking Stick. Mandatory Credit: Matt Kartozian-USA TODAY Sports

Fantasy baseball news for 2016

(via ESPN – $)

I am fearful that I cannot accurately describe in the next few paragraphs the intense and profound depths to which I absolutely do not care about your fantasy baseball team or anyone else’s fantasy baseball team. Like, not even a little bit. No, not even yours. And certainly not yours.

Fantasy baseball is a colossal waste of time (some would say writing about the Colorado Rockies in general is a colossal waste of time, and those people….. are right). But, because I genuinely like you people, I include this link for you on this fine Sunday morning.

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Newsflash: ESPN believes the middle infield will be a question mark for the Colorado Rockies in 2016, and that it might affect your fantasy team. Gee, ya think?!

I don’t know, is this too snarky? It’s probably too snarky. I just can’t bring myself to give one iota of interest towards anybody’s fake fantasy baseball team. I already watch too much irrelevant baseball (heyooo! Rockies joke!) to waste more time on more make-believe than I already do. But hey, that’s just me.

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