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Apr 6, 2015; Milwaukee, WI, USA; Colorado Rockies pitcher K. Kendrick (38) pitches in the first inning against the Milwaukee Brewers at Miller Park. The Rockies beat the Brewers 10-0. Mandatory Credit: Benny Sieu-USA TODAY Sports

Happy birthday, Kyle Kendrick!

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Happy birthday to Kyle Kendrick, who turned 31 years old on Tuesday! The Rockies celebrated the birthday on Instagram:–F/

Just… do yourself a favor and don’t read the comments. Yikes.

Poor Kyle Kendrick, though. He was decent-ish for a few years in Philadelphia, always consistent, and then he fell off a bit near the end and the Phillies decided not to re-sign him. So, he comes to the Colorado Rockies to rejuvenate his career (!) and, predictably, it’s a disaster.

But we’ll always have Opening Day. And we’ve always got this masterpiece.

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