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Characteristics shared by Colorado Rockies players and Darth Vader

By Kevin Henry

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA - AUGUST 23: A Darth Vader character throws out the first pitch prior to a game between the San Diego Padres and the Boston Red Sox duat PETCO Park on August 23, 2019 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Sean M. Haffey/Getty Images)
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA - AUGUST 23: A Darth Vader character throws out the first pitch prior to a game between the San Diego Padres and the Boston Red Sox duat PETCO Park on August 23, 2019 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Sean M. Haffey/Getty Images) /
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Ian Desmond of the Colorado Rockies
DENVER, COLORADO – MAY 30: Ian Desmond #20 of the Colorado Rockies celebrates in the dugout after hitting a solo home run in the eighth inning against the Arizona Diamondbacks at Coors Field on May 30, 2019 in Denver, Colorado. (Photo by Matthew Stockman/Getty Images) /

I’ll start wrapping things up with two other characteristics from Lord Vader.

First, let’s go with the voice. While he’s certainly no James Earl Jones, give me Ian Desmond for this role. Desmond has one of those calm and collected voices but there is also plenty of intent behind what he says when he says something.

Second, Darth Vader is certainly known for choking plenty of people. “I find your lack of faith disturbing” is one of his most well-known lines as he made his presence and power felt in Episode IV: A New Hope. Just one motion of the hand can bring on a choking noise in his enemies.

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Choking … as a characteristic … with the Rockies? I’ll let you decide which member of the bullpen you’d like to put into that role.

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