Five Options For The Colorado Rockies IF They Fire Walt Weiss

Jul 18, 2015; Toronto, Ontario, CAN; Canada first base coach L. Walker (33) yells at the baserunner against Puerto Rico during the 2015 Pan Am Games at Ajax Pan Am Ballpark. Canada beat Puerto Rico 7-1 Mandatory Credit: Tom Szczerbowski-USA TODAY Sports

Option #2: Larry Walker

Fan favorite, Canadian, and also already an MLB coach! Larry is a great choice for a fan base that is more concerned with big names than big wins. Not to say Walker wouldn’t bring the wins home, but it’s pretty clear a Larry Walker hire would be for the name only. You might as well hire Walt Weiss again but in a mustache and say the Walt Weiss of the last three years was an imposter and this time we have hired the actual Walt Weiss.

A real Mad Eye Moody situation, if you will.

Let it be known, I think Larry Walker is an option for the Colorado Rockies but I don’t think he’s a good option. Gotta think outside the box for this one.

Next: Option Three: A famous thong-wearer