Colorado Rockies Online Auction: Highlights, Low-lights, And Advice
By Hayden Kane
Scott Rovak-USA TODAY Sports
Secret Item, not pictured: Rockies’ Trainers’ Journal
This was supposed to be the hottest item of all, but it was deemed unsafe for kids or families because of all the curse words Keith Dugger had angrily scratched into the margins. Too bad – all these fans want is a piece of the Rockies’ 2014 season, and what better way to do so than with a log of all those injuries?
Had this been available, you would have been able to authenticate it by the tear stains on the various pages while the staff kept track of player injuries. Unfortunately it will never be available, and perhaps it is best left to be burned and turned into a stupid internet video anyway.