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Item: Rene Lachemann jersey

Current bid: Not nearly enough

Do I need to remind you all how awesome Rene Lachemann is?

Are we seriously kicking the tires of game-used jerseys for Charlie Culberson, Tommy Kahnle, and Stu Cole when there is a Rene Lachemann jersey available?

The only way that this jersey would be any hotter would be if you could buy a box of the same brand of toothpicks that Lachemann uses to go along with it for the full Rene Lachemann look.

$75.38 for the Lachemann jersey? We should all be ashamed of ourselves. Step up and get this bid where it belongs between now and tonight.