Ubaldo’s Cuticle

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Morning Dump — Sunday, April 3rd

The Rockies should consider hiring a full-time manicurists. If they don’t, the bullpen will be worn out by June. Cut cuticles and little finger nail blood blisters are messing with my chi. Ubaldo’s…Read More

Morning Dump — Opening Day Disaster and the Aftermath

MISSING: Ubaldo’s fastball. Last seen around 97 MPH. If seen, please return immediately to Coors Field. I was relieved this morning when I read that Ubaldo was having cuticle problems again.…Read More