Colorado Rockies outfielder Charlie Blackmon is a man of many talents. He chops it up on Twitter with the best of them, waxing philosophical about the pressing issues of day-to-day life.
If I get 1 more snapchat of something you are eating or drinking, and it’s not a Capri sun or fun dip, you will lose friendship privileges.
— ChuckNazty (@Chuck_Nazty) January 19, 2014
He grows beards.
Hey Charlie what have you been up to? Just growing awesomeness all over my face and wearing sweet tankers. http://t.co/RU4SPd0W
— ChuckNazty (@Chuck_Nazty) November 1, 2012
Not only that, he offers PSAs to help the rest of us understand what it takes to grow such a beard.
Beard growing 101 1. Drinking milk helps beards grow thick 2. Flexing in the mirror gives beards a testosterone boost
— ChuckNazty (@Chuck_Nazty) January 18, 2014
As if that wasn’t enough, Charlie Blackmon juggles, a talent he displayed at today’s FanFest (via the Colorado Rockies Twitter account):
— Colorado Rockies (@Rockies) January 25, 2014
He plays outfield too, though he will have to compete with Corey Dickerson to do so this season. If his outfield game is anything like his juggling game, though, we should expect to see him in the Opening Day lineup.